Chaos Hold'Em

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Meet the Chaos Orbs

Collect Orbs. Break the table.

Silver

Childish Gambit

Swaps every card in play — for a price.

Gold

Paint it Black!

Repaints all cards, dealt and undealt, into spades.

Silver

Good Luck/Bad Luck

Mulligan your hand and burn a random rival's.

Diamond

Scorched Earth

Burn every chip on the table and fold.

Silver

Sleazy Slash

Shove all-in and fold the best hand, even you.

Bronze

Irish Goodbye

Fold and pocket the chips you bet this phase.

Gold

Queen Regnant

Banishes every king and ace, redealing them.

Bronze

Ali Byebye

Steal a folded rival's chips to make your call.

Bronze

Eanie Meanie

Folds one random player — most likely you.

Bronze

Dead Weight

Raise to re-deal your weaker hole card.

Legendary

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Won only in the Gauntlet.

Every orb is earnable in play — win games, clear the Gauntlet, sign in daily.

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Poker that fights back

Play by the rules. Or don't. An orb is a betting action: swap every card, repaint the deck, banish the aces — mid-hand, against live opponents, in real time.

The weekly Chaos Gauntlet leaderboard, ranking players by the level they reached

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Climb the Gauntlet

Face the house tier after tier, stacking your orb haul as you climb. Top the weekly leaderboard and the champion's 6,000 Chaos Shards are yours. It's the only way to earn Diamond orbs rather than buy them — and the only way to earn Legendary ones at all.

The Codex — the roster of ten, then every collected orb with its rarity tier and count

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Build your roster

Eleven orbs across Bronze, Silver, Gold, Diamond and Legendary tiers. Collect them all in the Codex, then pick the roster you carry to the table.

A Synthwave Sunset table in a private room with friends

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Every table sets a scene

Royal Casino, Neon Netrunner, Speakeasy, Synthwave Sunset, Bot Training — and the Ember Coliseum, which darkens as you climb the Gauntlet.

Daily Reward screen — welcome back, three bonus orbs granted

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Rewarded for showing up

A starter stack of orbs when you sign up. More for signing in daily, winning games, clearing Gauntlet tiers and referring friends. Every orb is earnable in play.

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See It in Play

An opponent plays Paint it Black! mid-hand

Two pair wins the pot at a six-player table

The main menu offering to resume the Chaos Gauntlet at a level 3 boss fight

An ace-high flush wins at a table against bots

A private room lobby with its share code and a choice of table theme

Choose Your Game

Play vs Humans

Six-seat or fast three-seat tables. Real opponents. Chaos optional — but recommended.

Practice vs Bots

Sharpen your edge against AI opponents. Every orb you play comes back — win or lose.

Private Rooms

Spin up a table, pick the vibe — Speakeasy or Synthwave Sunset — share the code, wreck your friends.

The Gauntlet

Face the house tier after tier. Survive, stack orbs, top the weekly leaderboard.

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Questions, Answered

Is this gambling?

No. Chaos Hold'Em is a video game. Chips and orbs are virtual, have no real-world value and cannot be cashed out — no real money is ever wagered or won. See Terms §5.

Is it really free?

Yes. The game is free to play, and every orb can be earned by playing — winning games, signing in daily, climbing the Gauntlet, referring friends.

How do I get orbs?

You start with a bundle at sign-up. After that: win games, sign in daily, clear Gauntlet tiers, refer friends. Practice games against bots refund every orb you play, win or lose.

Do I need an account?

Just an email address. We send you a one-time code — no password to remember. After that you can sign in with Face ID or your fingerprint.

What can I play on?

Android from Google Play, and iOS via TestFlight while the beta runs. Installing takes about a minute.

New to poker hand rankings?

See our poker hand rankings guide — all ten hands, best to worst, each shown with the cards from a real, famous hand.

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The table is waiting. The rules aren't.

Free to play. Bring your worst.